NO FROGS, PLEASE

Lyrics / Music: © 1998 Ju Honisch

Don't go to the woods alone,
Don't go near the well,
Don't you use a wishing bone,
That a witch did sell!

Chorus:
If you are a princess, don't behave like a wild hog
And don't ever kiss a frog, they are disgusting,
No, don't ever kiss a frog.

Don't wed any suitor that knocks
At your castle door
Give him a most dangerous quest
Or two or three or four.

Don't go with strange soldiers who will
Make you clean their flat.
Stay awake and watch for them
And then chop off their head.

Don't hold conversation with a
Horse that's long deceased
It annoys the king and he'll be
Slightly less then pleased.


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